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　　A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day.

　　She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

　　He said, "What?"

　　英语笑话：最懒的人Laziest man

　　Laziest man

　　A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

　　"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

　　"Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up.

　　"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.

　　"Too much trouble," came the reply.