:英语笑话大全

　　Like which bird best

　　In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked, "What kinds of bird do you like best, Jack?"

　　Jack answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

　　英语笑话：任意按键Any key

　　Any key

　　"My computer is telling me to press any key to continue. Where is the 'any' key?"

　　英语笑话：取而代之Take his place

　　Take his place

　　An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

　　"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.