:英语笑话大全

　　Teacher: Where does God live?

　　Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?

　　Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

　　英语笑话：宝贝吞下了子弹

　　My baby swallowed a bullet

　　Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do?"

　　Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."

　　英语笑话：为什么女人话多

　　Why women talk more than man