:《老爸老妈浪漫史》第一季经典台词
18、And that's how robin and I ended up together. Turns out,all I had to do was make it rain. as i rode home this morning, the city looks the same ，the people looks the same it all looks the same，but it wasn't，in just one night, everything it changed最后我和罗宾又在一起了，原来我要做的就是让宇宙下雨。我早上回家时，这个城市看起来跟往常一样，人们看起来一样，一切都看起来没有变化，但是并非如此，一夜之间，一切都改变了。
1、that's the funny thing about destiny. It happens whether you plan it or not. I mean I never thought I'd see that girl again. But it turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was formal.这就是命运最耐人寻味的地方，无论你是否有意得想去做什么。我是指，我从来没想过我还可以见到这个女人。但原来，我只是离拼图太近了而没有看到整副画的全貌。
13、Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments. And they make life worth living， but here's the problem: Moments pass, and lurking just around the corner from those moments is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.孩子们，生活中总有许多重要的浪漫时刻。它们让生活显得更有意义。但是有个问题：浪漫的时刻转瞬即逝，而从浪漫中衍申出来潜伏在角落的是残酷的，不修边幅的混蛋，它的名字叫——现实。
2、And that was when I realized why i hung out with barney. I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story.我终于知道为什么我会和巴尼玩在一起了，我去的地方从来都不是原先讲好的地方，但我总能从中获得不同寻常的经历。
17、the universe clearly does not want you and robin to be together. Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.很明显宇宙根本就不想让你跟罗宾在一起，别跟宇宙过不去，否则就等着挨它呼过来的巴掌吧。
10、when you're single, and your friends start to get married, every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation: "Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attending alone?" What it's really asking is, "where do you see yourself in three months?"Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?" I always checked that I was bringing a guest. I was an optimist.你还单身的时候，你周围的朋友开始步入婚姻的殿堂。每个婚礼邀请贴都会引发让人心酸的自我估价：您是独自赴约还是偕伴前来？ 而它实际在问的是：你估计你未来三个月会有什么进展？是坐在女朋友的边上，还是准备泡上一个伴娘？ 我总是把偕伴那栏勾起来。我可是个乐观的人。
12、By the way, I almost forgot. We found this. I didn't check "plus one."You were right. I'm single. Maybe that's just who I am. And you know what? I like being single. Being single's the best. stay out as late as you want. Answer to no one. The whole world full of endless possibilities.顺带说一下，我都快忘了。我们找到了那张请贴。我没有勾上“偕伴”那栏。你是对的。我之所以单身，也许是因为我就是这样的人。知道吗？我喜欢当个单身汉。单身再好不过了，你可以在外面想呆多晚呆多晚，不用跟人报备。整个世界对你来说充满了无限的可能。
22、kids, when it comes to love, the best relationships are the ones that just come naturally.孩子们，关于爱情，最好的两性关系就是顺其自然发展的那种。
21、孩子们，你们的奶奶总是教育我，临晨两点之后不会发生什么好事情。 她说得对，临晨两点一到，就该乖乖回家，躺到床上去睡觉。（18集的英文字幕还没找到，找到再改）
6、Life is full of changes. One day you have an apartment, the next day it's a house of dumplings. But the important stuff doesn't change. To the important stuff. And to the lemon law.生活充满了变数。前一天你还有一间公寓，第二天你发现它就变成了饺子馆。但那些我们珍视的东西都不会改变。敬那些我们珍视的东西还有柠檬法则。lemon law 柠檬法则之约会篇From the moment the date begins, you have five minutes to decide whether you're going to commit to an entire evening. And if you don't, it's no hard feelings. Just "good night. Thanks for playing. See you never."约会开始后。你可以用五分钟时间来决定你是否要把整个晚上都花在这个人身上。如果你的答案是否，你对他没有什么感觉，只要说“晚安，谢谢参与，再也不见”
