:《死侍》经典台词

　　[Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back

　　Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)

　　Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?

　　If looks could kill you would be an uzi

　　You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?

　　I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up,

　　Mr. Lover Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-]

　　-WAIT！！You may be wondering why the red suit, that's so the bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy gets the right idea, he wears the brown pants.

　　等一下！！你们也许不知道为啥哥穿一身红色杀马特，这样坏人就看不出我流血了。这边这位小哥理解对了，他穿了屎黄色裤子。

　　Cut the music.