:经典英文搞笑句子

6、你还是让我跪搓板吧，跪电暖气是在受不了啊。

You'd better let me kneel on the rubbing board. The kneeling heating can't stand it.

7、老子不打你，你就不知道我文武双全。

If Lao Zi does not hit you, you will not know that I am both civil and military.

8、天上不会掉馅饼，因为我们不相信。

There will be no pie in the sky, because we don't believe it.

9、人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！

The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, but sometimes people are not human beings.

10、傻与不傻，要看你会不会装傻。

Whether you are silly or not depends on whether you act silly or not.