:加菲猫名言英语

11、你竟然带了一个又老又没用的家伙回来，而且不是我。

You brought an old and useless guy back, and not me.

12、如果你不想给谁东西吃的话，就得让它想着点什么。

If you don't want to give anyone something to eat, you have to let it think of something.

13、两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

The state of two people is unstable, and three people are!

14、聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

15、肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。

The stomach is not terrible. What's terrible is that there are no good things in the stomach.