:关于学校的英语名人名言

　　Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.-Erma Bombeck

　　A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.-H. L. Mencken

　　I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.-Woody Allen

　　If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.-Lenny Bruce

　　If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.-Stephen Leacock

　　When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis, Memphis.-Elvis Presley

　　Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.-Fran Lebowitz

　　He who opens a school door, closes a prison.-Victor Hugo

　　Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.-A. Whitney Brown

　　I was born in Harlem, raised in the South Bronx, went to public school, got out of public college, went into the Army, and then I just stuck with it.-Colin Powell