:经典英文搞笑句子

1、姐从来不抄袭，但没说不复制。

Sister never copied, but did not say not copy.

2、种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！

It's better to plant cactus instead of letting people lie down.

3、哪里跌倒，哪里爬起。老是在那里跌倒，我怀疑那里有个坑！

Where to fall, where to climb. I always fall there. I suspect there's a pit there!

4、我心眼儿有些小，但是不缺；我脾气很好，但不是没有！

I have a small mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not none!

5、瞧你这长相，不用化妆就能去演**片了。

Look at your appearance. You can make horror movies without makeup.