:经典英文搞笑句子

26、每次临时抱佛脚的时候，佛总是给我一脚。

Every time I hold Buddha's feet temporarily, Buddha always gives me a foot.

27、男人的实力，就是你兜里的人民币。

The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

28、泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。

Lao Tzu didn't even need the pot when the water spilled out.

29、我说这位壮士，你在我伤口上撒完盐，就别再尝尝咸淡了吧。

I said to this warrior, if you spill salt on my wound, don't taste salty again.

30、把你家的地址说出来，我要把它改成公共厕所。

Give me your address and I'll change it into a public toilet.