:经典英文搞笑句子

21、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛，可我却用它来翻白眼。

Night gives me a pair of black eyes, but I use it to turn my eyes white.

22、你太矮了！借你望远镜吧，再看清楚点，我不帅吗？

You are too short! Lend your telescope and see clearly. Am I not handsome?

23、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。

Your complex features can't hide your simple IQ.

24、我要做个下载软件，名字叫掩耳。因为迅雷不及掩耳。

I'm going to make a download software, its name is Hidden Ear. Because the thunder is too fast to cover up.

25、将薪比薪想一下，算了，不想活了。

Think about the salary ratio. Forget it. I don't want to live.