:经典英文搞笑句子

31、吃什么鱿鱼丝、墨鱼丝的，给我上点美人鱼丝。

What squid and cuttlefish to eat? Give me some Mermaid shredded.

32、千万别混日子，当心日子把你给混了。

Don't muddle through your life. Be careful that you are muddled by it.

33、竟然有人我涂了蓝眼影，那简直是在侮辱我得黑眼圈！

I even painted blue eye shadow, which is insulting me to get dark circles.

34、我是你的风筝，线在你手上，可陪伴我的只有风。

I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, but only the wind can accompany me.

35、失败是成功她后妈，看见孩子老失败也不帮她！

Failure is success. Her stepmother doesn't help her when she sees her child failing.