:经典英文搞笑句子

16、早上刚一起床，就有一股睡午觉的冲动。

As soon as I get up in the morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

17、没用的东西，再便宜也不买；不爱的人，再寂寞也不依赖。

Useless things, no cheaper to buy; people who do not love, no longer lonely and dependent.

18、拍脑袋决策，拍胸脯保证，拍**走人。

Pat your head, pat your chest, pat your butt and walk away.

19、如果这都不算爱，那我宁愿卖白菜。

If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

20、人家有的是背景，而我有的只是背影。

People have backgrounds, and I have only backgrounds.