:经典英文搞笑句子

11、人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！

People are not smart, they are bald!

12、人家减肥减腰减**，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。

Why do you have to start with brain cells when people lose weight, waist and buttocks?

13、再丑的人也能结婚、再美的人也有单身。

The ugliest man can marry and the most beautiful man can be single.

14、别打开礼物的缎带，最初充满期待，最后都腐败。

Don't open the ribbons of gifts. They are full of expectations at first and corrupt at last.

15、路漫漫其修远兮，不如我们去打的。

It's a long way to go, so it's better for us to take a taxi.