:经典英文搞笑句子

41、人生就像卫生纸，没事的时候，尽量少扯！

Life is like toilet paper. When it's OK, talk as little as possible!

42、上帝说要有光，我说我反对，于是，世界上有了黑暗。

God said there should be light, I said I opposed, so there is darkness in the world.

43、你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。

You're the one in my heart that always thrills me.

44、如果回帖是一种美德，那我早就成为圣人了。

If the reply was a virtue, I would have been a saint.

45、先别鄙视我，给你个号码牌，先排队，到你的时候再鄙视。

Don't despise me first. Give you a number plate. Line up first. Then despise me when you arrive.