:英语笑话大全

　　Would you play with my dog

　　A: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　B: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　A: That's what I want to find out.

　　英语笑话：为什么血不流向脚

　　Why blood doesn't rush to feet

　　A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?

　　B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

　　英语笑话：神奇的眼镜Magic glasses

　　Magic glasses