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　　"Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

　　Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

　　英语笑话：闷屁Silent fart

　　Silent fart

　　A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.

　　"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"

　　The doctor replies:

　　"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."

　　英语笑话：上帝住在哪里

　　Where does God live