:英语小冷笑话带翻译，英语笑话带翻译短一些

　　“年轻人。你应该为你自己而感到耻辱!喝酒是一种罪过!酒精就像是魔鬼的鲜血!”

　　Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this，and goes on the offensive. "How do you know Sister?"

　　这时亚瑟感到有些厌烦就开始辩解:“大姐你是怎么知道的?”

　　"My Mother Superior told me so.”

　　“我们修道院的院长这么告诉我的。”

　　"But have you ever had a drink yourself`? How can you he sure that what you are saying is right?"

　　“但是你自己从来没有喝过，你怎么就知道你说的是正确的呢?”

　　"Don’t be ridiculous一of course I have never taken alcohol myself.”

　　“别开玩笑了，我自己当然没有沾过酒了。”

　　"Then let me buy you a drink，一if you still believe afterwards that it is evil 1 will give up drink for life.”