:英语小冷笑话带翻译，英语笑话带翻译短一些

　　Teacher: Very good，you may go. Now Johnny, why are you crying?

　　老师:“非常好，你也可以走了。下一个，约翰尼，你为什么哭呀?”

　　Johnny(sniff): Because Tommy and Mary wouldn’t play with me at lunchtime， just because I'm black.

　　约翰尼(抽泣):“汤米和玛莉都不和我玩，就因为我是个黑人。”

　　Teacher: My God. That's racial prejudice. Johnny，can you spell "racial prejudice?"

　　老师:“上帝呀，这简直就是种族歧视，好了约翰尼，你能把‘种族歧视’拼出来吗?”

　　魔鬼的血 (中英)

　　Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day，enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

　　一天，亚瑟正坐在当地酒吧的外面，享受着啤酒的美味，逍遥自得。这时一个修女突然出现在他的桌前，开始谴责饮酒所带来的罪恶。

　　"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a the blood of the devil!”