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　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.

　　The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养.

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.