:英文情书范文四则 幽默肉麻浪漫与欠扁的 带翻译

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  欠扁欠揍第四式：
  范文摘要：
  I will not beat you, not scold you, but torture you with all my love.
  不打你，不骂你，专用感情折磨你！
  If you want a cute baby, and you are still worried about this, then I willadvice that you marry me!
  假如你想要一个可爱的baby，假如你还为这事犹豫，那我给你提很好的建议——嫁给我吧！
  My family name is “I”, first name is “love you”, and surname is “miss you”; mycognomen is ”understand you”, appellation is ”feel badly about you”, epithet is“think of you” , book name is “dream of you”, nickname is “chase you”. You cancall me I kiss you.
  本人姓我！名爱你！字想你！大名叫懂你！芳名叫疼你！乳名叫念你！书名叫梦你！外号叫追你！你可以叫我吻你。
  推荐指数：☆☆☆绝杀秘笈：看似平凡，却具有让感情沦陷的杀伤力，而且越往后看越令人小鹿乱撞，果然功夫了得！
  风险后果：除非真的有把握对方爱你，否则不要轻易尝试这种方式，不然可能会得到反效果。