:英语幽默句子，英语如此搞笑，翻译如此残暴！

　　一些幽默的英语语录，经典的幽默搞笑英语句子，英语句子里翻译得比较好笑的句子。英语如此搞笑，翻译如此残暴！
　　英语幽默句子，英语如此搞笑，翻译如此残暴！
　　英语幽默句子，英语如此搞笑，翻译如此残暴！
　　I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
　　开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
　　Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
　　你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你.
　　I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
　　曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。
　　Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.